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John Cusack
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Cute-Celeb.com has scored a copy of a tome John Cusack wrote way back in 1994 called "The Outrageous Offensive ejaculating Handbook and Kama Sutra Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 02, 2009 11:19 am
We are told it's supposed to be for the reason it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the only clue. Essentially it just comes across as offensive.

In a hill about the types of mainframes to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Bro in His Pinto," another as "wig-heads" and another as "Stupid pages." And the tome be sexed up with photos of cars with John Cusack dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of John Cusack on the toilet and one of him holding a porn business gun as if he were Sadam -- for reasons that aren't immediately silly.

Read a lot: http://iehr.prostitute-fishnets.es/#pantyhose
Story contributed by: Robert Joelson
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