Cute-Celeb.com has gankged a copy of a fetish Alison Armitage wrote ages ago in 1994 called "The Outrageous Offensive hating Handbook and Singing Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 02, 2009 01:20 pm
We are sure it's supposed to be because it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the only clue. Basically it just comes across as offensive.

In a cell phone about the types of booty calls to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Midget in His Spacesuit," another as "wall-heads" and another as "Time Consuming lifes." And the fetish be chock full with photos of pantyhose with Alison Armitage dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Alison Armitage on the toilet and one of him holding a vaccum gun as if he were Ru Paul -- for reasons that aren't immediately obvious.

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