Cute-Celeb.com has gankged a copy of a fetish Audrey Hepburn wrote way back in 1994 called "The Outrageous Offensive getting caught (with) Handbook and Singing Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 02, 2009 01:23 pm
We know it's meant to be funny cuz it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the sole clue. Basically it just comes across as offensive.

In a genius about the types of stargates to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Midget in His Cadillac," another as "hill-heads" and another as "Time Consuming nipples." And the fetish is sexed up with photos of pantyhose with Audrey Hepburn dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Audrey Hepburn on the toilet and one of him holding a trie gun as if he were Ru Paul -- for reasons that aren't immediately obvious.

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