Cute-Celeb.com has obtained a copy of a tome George Clooney wrote way back in 1994 called "The Official Offensive flying Handbook and Kama Sutra Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 09, 2009 08:51 pm
We are sure it's meant to be funny for the reason it's labeled as "humor" -- but that's the sole clue. Basically it just comes across as offensive.

In a stage about the types of bars to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Bro in His Pinto," another as "house-heads" and another as "Time Consuming lubricants." And the tome be sexed up with photos of bananas with George Clooney dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of George Clooney on the toilet and one of him holding a government gun as if he were Sadam -- for reasons that aren't immediately obvious.

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