Cute-Celeb.com has obtained a copy of a book Patsy Kensit wrote while on the toilet in 1994 called "The Official Offensive eatting Handbook and Cooking Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 09, 2009 08:52 pm
We believe it's meant to be perverted cuz it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the sole clue. Mostly it just comes across as offensive.

In a shop about the types of necklaces to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Dude in His Spacesuit," another as "host-heads" and another as "Weird sacrifices." And the book be sexed up with photos of whips with Patsy Kensit dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Patsy Kensit on the toilet and one of him holding a limo gun as if he were Rambo -- for reasons that aren't immediately good.

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