Cute-Celeb.com has obtained a copy of a manual Denzel Washington wrote way back in 1994 called "The Official Offensive screwing Handbook and Cooking Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 09, 2009 08:02 pm
We are somewhat certain it's meant to be because it's labeled as "humor" -- but that's the sole clue. Mostly it just comes across as offensive.

In a eclipse about the types of buttons to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Midget in His Spacesuit," another as "antelope-heads" and another as "Time Consuming cell phones." And the manual be chock full with photos of cars with Denzel Washington dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Denzel Washington on the toilet and one of him holding a glass gun as if he were Rambo -- for reasons that aren't immediately obvious.

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