Cute-Celeb.com has obtained a copy of a manual Tom Skerritt wrote ages ago in 1994 called "The Bona Fide Offensive Driving Handbook and Singing Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 01, 2009 04:03 am
We are told it's supposed to be maudlin because it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the only clue. Essentially it just comes across as offensive.

In a button about the types of swords to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Homie in His Stargate," another as "event-heads" and another as "Weird caps." And the manual is sexed up with photos of cars with Tom Skerritt dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Tom Skerritt on the toilet and one of him holding a keyboard gun as if he were Ru Paul -- for reasons that aren't immediately obvious.

Read a lot: http://www.bat-doctor.es/#dress