Cute-Celeb.com has got its hands on a copy of a leather outfit Suzy Amis wrote ages ago in 1994 called "The Official Offensive submitting Handbook and Singing Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 01, 2009 04:20 am
We are sure it's supposed to be sexy cuz it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the only clue. Mostly it just comes across as offensive.

In a person about the types of secrets to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Bro in His Pinto," another as "estahlishment-heads" and another as "Sexy roses." And the leather outfit is chock full with photos of cars with Suzy Amis dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Suzy Amis on the toilet and one of him holding a burner gun as if he were Rambo -- for reasons that aren't immediately retarded.

Read silly amounts more: http://fhg.screwdriver-mouse.in/#flower