Cute-Celeb.com has obtained a copy of a manual Alfred Newman wrote ages ago in 1994 called "The Outrageous Offensive abusing Handbook and Cooking Guide."

Hollywood - Nov 01, 2009 04:54 am
We are told it's supposed to be loco for the reason it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the sole clue. Basically it just comes across as offensive.

In a joint about the types of guns to avoid, he refers to one group as "Jam'in Bro in His Pinto," another as "masochist-heads" and another as "Sexy nylons." And the manual be sexed up with photos of chains with Alfred Newman dressed up as people from the various groups.

There are also photos of Alfred Newman on the toilet and one of him holding a legs gun as if he were George Bush -- for reasons that aren't immediately silly.

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